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April 15, 2014 / 129,039 notes

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

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slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

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April 15, 2014 / 395,181 notes
teacher: do you understand now?
me: yeah, totally
teacher: walks away
me: the fuck did she just say

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forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

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pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like
“oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did 



I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

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I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

(Source: jo-ce)

April 15, 2014 / 98,518 notes

suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.

April 15, 2014 / 152,314 notes

dumbkili:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

April 15, 2014 / 264,861 notes

svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

April 15, 2014 / 220,595 notes

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

April 15, 2014 / 66,611 notes

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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